As most of you know, we here at the "HIPPIE HOTEL" (as some like to call us) lost our beloved Captain James Firebaugh to a promotion. Yes, he is our new Battalion Chief here on the north side. Even though he's just down the road at Station 2, he left a big hole here at the Greenhouse. We are in search of a new Leader, Mentor and Captain. Please send resumes to 4803 Williamson Road N.W. Roanoke, VA 24012. We do have some criteria you must meet or need to aquire within your first six months. Here are the following:
1. Must have 12 years minimum experience in fire fighting (even though you won't use that experience often)
2.Must have knowledge of the County ie. territory, buildings, systems, hydrants etc.
3.Must have excellent communication skills (You must mark in and out with county on all calls, also switching to county tac channels on city portables is crucial)
4.Must be as diverse as the Engine you will be O.I.C of. (55ft. Fire Stix)
5.Must have knowledge of Fire Alarm Systems. (location of RESET button)
6.Must love all things A.R.F.F.
7.Must be able to demonstrate proper use of Stay Dry.
8.Must be willing to recycle.
9. Must have patience of a saint. (you will be Mulford's officer)
10.Must have good working relationship with Capt. Pope. (you will be Mulford's officer)
11.Must have a love and fondness for cats. Allergies unacceptable. (Fire Cat)
12.Must not be easily offended. (Drew Abel can be a handful at times)
13.Must have compassion for the elderly. (Friendship Manor Express Baby!!!)
14.Must be willing to beat Engine 9 in on all calls, be it a working fire, alarm or whatever.
15.Must watch repeatedly and memorize our Station DVD on being "GREEN".
16.Extra points are given if you drive a hybrid.
17.Must not mind having your own bedroom. (you do, however, have to share a bathroom with the LT.)
18.Must have a pure hatred for Nazi Zombies. Skills with the KAR 98 are welcome.
19.Must not be sensitive to mosquito bites. Bio-retention pond in the summer gets nasty.
20.Must be focused. Hooter's next door with their annual Bikini car Wash and all.
21.Must be able to tolerate frigidly cold showers. The hot water isn't all that hot.
If you feel you meet these criteria, send in your resume' and application immediately, care of Lt. Broadway
1. Must have 12 years minimum experience in fire fighting (even though you won't use that experience often)
2.Must have knowledge of the County ie. territory, buildings, systems, hydrants etc.
3.Must have excellent communication skills (You must mark in and out with county on all calls, also switching to county tac channels on city portables is crucial)
4.Must be as diverse as the Engine you will be O.I.C of. (55ft. Fire Stix)
5.Must have knowledge of Fire Alarm Systems. (location of RESET button)
6.Must love all things A.R.F.F.
7.Must be able to demonstrate proper use of Stay Dry.
8.Must be willing to recycle.
9. Must have patience of a saint. (you will be Mulford's officer)
10.Must have good working relationship with Capt. Pope. (you will be Mulford's officer)
11.Must have a love and fondness for cats. Allergies unacceptable. (Fire Cat)
12.Must not be easily offended. (Drew Abel can be a handful at times)
13.Must have compassion for the elderly. (Friendship Manor Express Baby!!!)
14.Must be willing to beat Engine 9 in on all calls, be it a working fire, alarm or whatever.
15.Must watch repeatedly and memorize our Station DVD on being "GREEN".
16.Extra points are given if you drive a hybrid.
17.Must not mind having your own bedroom. (you do, however, have to share a bathroom with the LT.)
18.Must have a pure hatred for Nazi Zombies. Skills with the KAR 98 are welcome.
19.Must not be sensitive to mosquito bites. Bio-retention pond in the summer gets nasty.
20.Must be focused. Hooter's next door with their annual Bikini car Wash and all.
21.Must be able to tolerate frigidly cold showers. The hot water isn't all that hot.
If you feel you meet these criteria, send in your resume' and application immediately, care of Lt. Broadway
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